My horoscope…
December 4th, 2008 by TexSagittarius (November 22-December 21)
An unstable pharmacist humiliates you over your hemorrhoid medication.
Angelina Jolie comes on to you at a holiday party, but your cavalier
remark about the pigs-in-a-blanket sends her off in a huff. Your blues
tune about eating Raisin Bran becomes a major hit for an indie polka
band. Taking a class in medieval tampon storage pays big dividends in
future endeavors.
Makes about as much sense as most “real” horoscopes.
Hat’s off to 23/6 for the chuckle.
